1. you believe in Santa Claus
2. you don't believe in Santa Claus
3. you are Santa Claus
4. you look like Santa Claus
or…
1. total disinterest
2. nothing like a good looking girl
3. nothing like a piece of ass
4. nothing like a good dump
or…
1. baby bottle
2. soft drink bottle
3. beer bottle
4. IV bottle
the four stages of life
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jabcb
- Moto GP
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- Suzuki 2-Strokes: 69 T350 thru 75 GT750
- Location: southwestern Pennsylvania
the four stages of life
BAS (Bike Acquisition Syndrome) - too many bikes but have room for more
Suzuki:
GT750 2x75
GT550 72 & 75
GT380 72
T500 69 project & 73 project
T350 69 & 71
Honda 85 CB650SC & 86 CB700SC
09 Triumph Bonneville SE
Suzuki:
GT750 2x75
GT550 72 & 75
GT380 72
T500 69 project & 73 project
T350 69 & 71
Honda 85 CB650SC & 86 CB700SC
09 Triumph Bonneville SE
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Fritz500
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- Location: Perth, Western Australia
Re: the four stages of life
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
I know it is only two stages...
Thinking about sex, all night.
I know it is only two stages...
73 GT750 Ducati - 20%
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
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rbond
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Re: the four stages of life
OK Fritz, it is
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
Dreaming about sex.
What was sex all about?
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
Dreaming about sex.
What was sex all about?
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Fritz500
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Re: the four stages of life
rbond wrote:OK Fritz, it is
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
Dreaming about sex.
What was sex all about?
Yep, that's it!
73 GT750 Ducati - 20%
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
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tz375
- Moto GP
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- Location: Illinois
Re: the four stages of life
Nah. The 4 stages I remember reading about were:
- Dreaming about the sex you are going to get - Soon. Please let it be soon...
- Congratulating yourself on the great sex you just had, and thinking how grateful she must be to have experienced such a god as yourself.
- Dreaming about the great sex you used to have
- Dreaming about who knows what - you forgot it by the time you woke up.....
- Dreaming about the sex you are going to get - Soon. Please let it be soon...
- Congratulating yourself on the great sex you just had, and thinking how grateful she must be to have experienced such a god as yourself.
- Dreaming about the great sex you used to have
- Dreaming about who knows what - you forgot it by the time you woke up.....
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Fritz500
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Re: the four stages of life
Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly
Try weekly
Try weakly
73 GT750 Ducati - 20%
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
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ConnerVT
- Novice racer
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- Location: North of Albany, NY
Re: the four stages of life
When it's my time to go, I hope I just go out trying.Fritz500 wrote:Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly
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Fritz500
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Re: the four stages of life
Tri-weekly
Ménage à trois weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly
I knew there was a fourth one.
Ménage à trois weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly
I knew there was a fourth one.
73 GT750 Ducati - 20%
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
