Suzuki 2 Strokes

Good jokes are getting scarce. Why not try some riddles this year. I'll post the answer if you guys show some interest but guess incorrectly.

Riddle No. 1
What certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.

Joiseygirl wrote:Good jokes are getting scarce. Why not try some riddles this year. I'll post the answer if you guys show some interest but guess incorrectly.

Riddle No. 1
What certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.

suicide?

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

I had heard this one before. The letter "E".

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?

Tried to edit this with the correct riddle but was unable to. Oh well.


Try this one.
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

For all riddles the answer is Google.

Fritz500 wrote:For all riddles the answer is Google.

Fritz, where I come from thats called cheating, come on now....use your gray mass!!!!

Joiseygirl wrote:

diamondj wrote:What certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.

I give up can't figure that one out.

Wasn't this the riddle you started this topic with - I guessed "suicide" as the answer...

Joiseygirl wrote:Try this one.
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

That's easy - Queue - although I've always felt that word had an extra "ue" in it!

How about this one:

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?

Jim

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?
Thats the one "I" couldn't figure out, but a co-worker told me that's an old one.... the answer is "Coffin"

(Ok, so I didn't use "my gray mass" I just used somebody elses... Hey, at least I didn't use the internet.

Joiseygirl wrote:Good jokes are getting scarce. Why not try some riddles this year. I'll post the answer if you guys show some interest but guess incorrectly.

Riddle No. 1
What certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.

Starts with S....ends with E!
How am I going so far.....
Cheers,
GT750Battleship.

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a woman's track team?

A: An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.

A: A tribe of pigmy's is a cunning bunch of runts.