Just another blond joke
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:52 pm
Bob walks into a sports bar.
He sits down next to a blond at the bar.
The televisions on and the 10pm news is coming on.
The news crew is covering a story about a man
on the ledge of a very tall building and he's preparing to jump.
The blond looks over at Bob and asks: "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob replies: "You know, I'll bet he does."
The blond says: "I don't think he'll do it."
Bob places his twenty on the bar and says: "You're on!"
Just as the blond is placing her twenty on the bar the
man on the ledge takes a swan dive to his death below.
The blond is terribly upset.
But, she willingly hands the twenty to Bob and says: "Fair is fair, here's your winnings."
Bob takes the money but then says: "Here, I can't take your money.
I saw this early on the 5pm news so I already knew he'd jump."
The blond replies: "I saw it then too, but I didn't think he'd do it again"
Bob kept the money.
He sits down next to a blond at the bar.
The televisions on and the 10pm news is coming on.
The news crew is covering a story about a man
on the ledge of a very tall building and he's preparing to jump.
The blond looks over at Bob and asks: "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob replies: "You know, I'll bet he does."
The blond says: "I don't think he'll do it."
Bob places his twenty on the bar and says: "You're on!"
Just as the blond is placing her twenty on the bar the
man on the ledge takes a swan dive to his death below.
The blond is terribly upset.
But, she willingly hands the twenty to Bob and says: "Fair is fair, here's your winnings."
Bob takes the money but then says: "Here, I can't take your money.
I saw this early on the 5pm news so I already knew he'd jump."
The blond replies: "I saw it then too, but I didn't think he'd do it again"
Bob kept the money.
