Suzuki 2 Strokes

From an English Professor - short and to the point

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

I dont have a Uncle named Jack

That reminded me of the tale of the boss who didn't know which of his two employees (Jack and Jill) he should lay off as there was only enough work for one.

So he meets Jill by the water cooler and confides in her. "I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off"
She replies: "I have a headache so you better jack off"

The old'uns are the best !