The Maid
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:18 pm
The Maid
The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, see, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaz."
"The first is that I iron better than ju."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife increasingly agitated says:
"Oh he did, did he???"
Maria: "The terd reason is dat I am better at sex than ju in dee bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No...dee gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, see, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaz."
"The first is that I iron better than ju."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife increasingly agitated says:
"Oh he did, did he???"
Maria: "The terd reason is dat I am better at sex than ju in dee bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No...dee gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
