Men and Women in Heaven

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Men and Women in Heaven

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When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household there stood only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, only one man obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man: "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"


The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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Good one :up:
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