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Church Fart

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:06 am
by Joiseygirl
Church Fart

An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Re: Church Fart

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:45 am
by oldjapanesebikes
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Re: Church Fart

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:31 pm
by stcyr
Confucius say he who farts in church, sits in own pew.