Sexy?
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:54 am
The wife gave me 50$ and told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. She wasn't very pleased when I came home drunk.
There's a charity event this evening, in aid of people that struggle to have an orgasm..........
don't worry if you can't come.
There's a new sexual position called "the plumber". .......you stay in all day, and nobody comes !
My very sexy chinese neighbour told me she wanted to get a rogering. It wasn't until I had my trousers off, that I realised she just wanted to rent out her spare room !
Isn't Ebay marvellous? Iv'e just sold my homing pigeon.......thats the 8th time this month.
There's a charity event this evening, in aid of people that struggle to have an orgasm..........
don't worry if you can't come.
There's a new sexual position called "the plumber". .......you stay in all day, and nobody comes !
My very sexy chinese neighbour told me she wanted to get a rogering. It wasn't until I had my trousers off, that I realised she just wanted to rent out her spare room !
Isn't Ebay marvellous? Iv'e just sold my homing pigeon.......thats the 8th time this month.