Suzuki 2 Strokes

Please be VERY careful how you answer this question if your wife asks. You can't win.

Subject: Would you get married again?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND:"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND:(makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "crap."

What an idiot, he should have just pretended to dose off while he was ahead in the game.

Priceless joke.

The fun part is that he was never ahead of the game. It just took him a while to figure that out.