Suzuki 2 Strokes

Its a rainy day. Two ladies are sitting on a bench waiting for the bus that going to the mall. One of the ladies is about to smoke a cigarette but before lighting it. She pulls out a condom , cuts the end off and slides it over her cigarette. The other woman asked what she was doing. The lady replayed " With the price of smokes these day I need to protect them". The other womnan thought that was a good idea

The bus came and they are in the mall. The woman walked into a drug store and asked the attendant behind the counter for some condoms. He politely asked "What size" and she said "Big enough to fit over a camel" The attendent "