Disclaimer...don't read if you are a Super Hero....
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:36 pm
Hulk and Batman sat in a bar having a drink when Superman staggers in with a broken nose, black eyes, and torn costume.
"What happened?" Growls Hulk.
"Well," says Superman,"I was flying across Metropolis when I spotted Wonder Woman naked on a roof with her legs spread, gyrating her hips. So, I flew down, ripping my old red and blue lycra off in ...mid air and landed faster than a speeding bullet between her legs."
"Bet that surprised her?" says Batman.
So Superman replied......
"Not half as much as it surprised The Invisible Man,!!!
"What happened?" Growls Hulk.
"Well," says Superman,"I was flying across Metropolis when I spotted Wonder Woman naked on a roof with her legs spread, gyrating her hips. So, I flew down, ripping my old red and blue lycra off in ...mid air and landed faster than a speeding bullet between her legs."
"Bet that surprised her?" says Batman.
So Superman replied......
"Not half as much as it surprised The Invisible Man,!!!