Disclaimer...don't read if you are a Super Hero....

[Joiseygirl]

Hulk and Batman sat in a bar having a drink when Superman staggers in with a broken nose, black eyes, and torn costume.
"What happened?" Growls Hulk.
"Well," says Superman,"I was flying across Metropolis when I spotted Wonder Woman naked on a roof with her legs spread, gyrating her hips. So, I flew down, ripping my old red and blue lycra off in ...mid air and landed faster than a speeding bullet between her legs."
"Bet that surprised her?" says Batman.
So Superman replied......
"Not half as much as it surprised The Invisible Man,!!!