A few minutes later, a loud scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that there was another loud scream.
The bartender goes to the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
Whats all the screaming about in there? He yells. Your scareing the customers!!
I am just here on the toilet, slurs the drunk, and every time I go to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my nuts.
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
You idiot! Your sitting on the mop bucket!!!
