This arrived in my email - the Reccession
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:44 pm
This recession is so bad........
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
