This arrived in my email - the Reccession

[tz375]

This recession is so bad........


Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[oldjapanesebikes]

Way too close to being true !