Penis asks for a raise.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:16 pm
The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures, often convulse and throw up
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Yours Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response :
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.
* You leave the work place rather messy at the end of ur shift!
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as
wearing the protective clothing!
* You will retire before you are 65.
* You are unable 2 work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave ur designated work place before u have completed
a task...
* And as if that were not all, You have been seen constantly exiting
and entering a work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely...
V. Gina
* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures, often convulse and throw up
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Yours Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response :
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.
* You leave the work place rather messy at the end of ur shift!
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as
wearing the protective clothing!
* You will retire before you are 65.
* You are unable 2 work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave ur designated work place before u have completed
a task...
* And as if that were not all, You have been seen constantly exiting
and entering a work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely...
V. Gina
