The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars'.
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo crap. It means someone stole the tent.'
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If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
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Bawhahahahaha...sometimes the silliest jokes make me laugh the hardest.
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Re: LR & T
The very same Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along one day looking for some cattle rustlers. Tonto dismounts and puts his ear to ground and listens carefully.
"What is it?" asked the Lone Ranger
"Buffalo come" replies Tonto
"How do you know?" asked the Lone Ranger
"Ear stuck to ground" replied Tonto
"What is it?" asked the Lone Ranger
"Buffalo come" replies Tonto
"How do you know?" asked the Lone Ranger
"Ear stuck to ground" replied Tonto
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Re: LR & T
Fritz500 wrote:The very same Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along one day looking for some cattle rustlers. Tonto dismounts and puts his ear to ground and listens carefully.
"What is it?" asked the Lone Ranger
"Buffalo come" replies Tonto
"How do you know?" asked the Lone Ranger
"Ear stuck to ground" replied Tonto
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That means it was still somewhat fresh.
Two strokes, its just that simple.
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Everything Commeth
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So Long As He Who Waiteth
Worketh Like Hell While He Waiteth
To He Who Waiteth
So Long As He Who Waiteth
Worketh Like Hell While He Waiteth
