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Those Texans!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:59 pm
by Joiseygirl
Guy walks into a bar in Texas and orders a white wine.
All the rednecks look up, expecting to see a Yankee.
Bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?
"No, I'm from Canada.
Bartender says, "What do you do there?
"I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says "What in tarnation is that?
Do you drive a taxi? "No I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals.
The bartender grins and hollers, It's okay boys. He's one of us"...
Re: Those Texans!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:09 pm
by Scorch
Ha, you got it wrong, that's an
Arkansas joke 
Re: Those Texans!
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:56 am
by Digger
Or Welsh .....
Re: Those Texans!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:06 pm
by Suzsmokeyallan
The Welsh use sheep Digger.
Re: Those Texans!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:00 pm
by Scorch
Yeah, if you want a Texans joke, it has to make more sense than debauching sheep. This, for example, is spot on
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls, the plane jerked and jolted, and finally, the engines roared back to life just in time to prevent the plane from crashing!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.
As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those were Texans with all the s**t scared out of them!"