Suzuki 2 Strokes

deleted.
so I've added this instead...
1. Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove...

2. A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related...

3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8...

Hmmm....a little over the top, maybe, John.....

H2RICK wrote:Hmmm....a little over the top, maybe, John.....

it is a bit crude isn't it.got it off another forum.

made me larf

I like #2. Appeals to my logic.....AND humour.

'larf', is that 'barf and laugh' combined?

rbond wrote:'larf', is that 'barf and laugh' combined?

I licke it .
neffer woz na gooud at skol stuf.
mark

Maybe 'spell check' is turned off??