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Joiseygirl
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Short 'n Funny

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A woman and her husband are sitting on their porch having a drink.

The woman says, "I love you."

The man says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

The woman says, "It's me . . . . talking to the wine." :D :D :D :D
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:up:
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I had the Pelican Vindaloo at our local Indian last night...... food was great but the bill was enormous!
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Digger..........I missed ya!!! :)
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That's good to know :up: - I've had a really busy run, no browsing time, and just been away on my "Diggertours" trip to Ireland for the first road racing fixture of the season. Had a superb trip, 20 of us at one point, greatest riding roads in the British Isles, we got out to Slieve League Cliffs (google it) and 2 days at the Cookstown 100.
Back to sorting my restoration now, hoping to get wheels back this week so Suzi can see the light - she's been sitting on a bike lift since the New Year!
I've asked before, but are any of you folks on facebook? I've put loads of photos up there ......
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Digger wrote:I've asked before, but are any of you folks on facebook? I've put loads of photos up there ......

I am....but don't suppose that helps much does it :wink:
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I'm not so that won't help at all :wink: :lol:
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