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A GLASS OF WINE

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:21 am
by Joiseygirl
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) p bacteria found
in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service. :wink:

Re: A GLASS OF WINE

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:23 am
by oldjapanesebikes
:up: :up:

Re: A GLASS OF WINE

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:22 am
by H2RICK
I love public-spirited citizens (no pun intended) !!! :lol: :lol:

That's why the French drink wine.....because most of the water in France is crap, figuratively and literally.
The French don't actually LIKE wine.....they're just looking after their health. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: A GLASS OF WINE

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:52 pm
by jkevinlilly
Hmmmm. I have been a healthnut for years, and did not even realize it. :lol: :lol: :lol: