Suzuki 2 Strokes

The Kiss





A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.




After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

And this happened to you recently?

All jokes aside, forget about RuPaul's Drag Queens and check out some of the female impersonators at the Baton in Chicago, or your local Drag race and then tell me if you want to buy a Harley and save people on bridges......

Nah, wasn't me, I have never even been on a Harley.