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little johnny

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:53 pm
by johnakay
a teachers asks the class to name things that end with tor that eats things, the first boy says "alligator" very good says the teacher, the second boys says "predator" yes she says, thats another big one, well done, little johnny puts his hand up and says "vibrator " miss, after nearly falling off her chair she says, thats a big word, but it doesnt eat anything, little johnny says, well my sister has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like theres no tomorrow.

Re: little johnny

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:15 pm
by kettle kid
Like it! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: little johnny

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:31 am
by titan performance
The history teacher asks a class of young kids, "who was the first crusading king?"
after pondering a while, Leeroy answers.."yessum missy, was it king shitty dicky?"
"Who on earth do you mean Leeroy?" asks teach..

Paddy O'reilly puts his hand up and says,
" Oi tink he means king Richard de tird"....