The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:51 am
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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a
lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I
got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on
Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer
said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The
farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question
...The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was
a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a
lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I
got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on
Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer
said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The
farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question
...The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was
a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'