Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where my husband put his hand last night?"
He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"
The Painter
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The Painter
Digger
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Re: The Painter
An old tramp knocked on our door the other day asking for a meal....I said I'll feed you, but you'll have to earn it.
I handed him a pot of green paint and a brush, and said go round the side, and paint the porch,
....when you are done I'll prepare you a good hot meal.
2 hours later he knocked again, and said.....I've finished, but I got to tell you, that aint no porch......it's a BMW !
I handed him a pot of green paint and a brush, and said go round the side, and paint the porch,
....when you are done I'll prepare you a good hot meal.
2 hours later he knocked again, and said.....I've finished, but I got to tell you, that aint no porch......it's a BMW !
Keeping old 2 strokes alive !
