Suzuki 2 Strokes

I bought myself an iPad to keep up with the latest technology trends
I gave my son an IPhone so he'd keep in touch
I then bought an iPod for my daughter who just loves music
I then got a lovely iRon for the missus
That's when the trouble started.

Got an email today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action!

So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy bitch busy.