Comparison
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:59 am
Father tells son that women’s breasts are like fruit. Age 20 like firm melons. Age 30-40 like hanging pears. After 50- like onions- makes you want to cry. His daughter asks if there were different kinds of ‘willies’. Mom tells her of the 3 phases. Age 20 - like a mighty oak tree. Age 30-40 like a birch, flexible but reliable. After 50, it’s like a Christmas tree- Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration.
