Seven Kinds Of Sex ....

[Joiseygirl]

Seven Kinds Of Sex ....

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say ... 'F**k You.'


The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And . Last ... But not least ...

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN OR ASK ME WHAT STAGE I'M IN!!!

I have enough problems of my own !!!

[oldjapanesebikes]

[two-stroke-brit]

what about "ABC SEX".














Anniversarys,Birthdays and Christmas.

and christmas is nearly here, woohoo.

[djfisher22]

A college psychology class was studing human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations.

''How many students here,'' said the professor, ''engage more than once a week?''
Five people raised their hands.


''And how many engage once a week?''
Ten hands went up.


''How many twice a month?''
Eight hands went up.


''Once a month?''
Four hands were raised.


''And how may once a year?''
A little guy in the back waved his hand frantically and giggled hysterically.

''If you have sex only once a year,'' said the professor, ''I don't see what you're so overjoyed about.''
Flush with excitement, the little guy said, '' tonight's the night,tonight's the night !''

[jkevinlilly]

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN OR ASK ME WHAT STAGE I'M IN!!!

Damn, that took all the fun out of the post.

Kevin

[johnakay]

WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN JOSIE LASS LET US ALL KNOW THERES A GOOD LASS

[Joiseygirl]

WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN JOSIE LASS LET US ALL KNOW THERES A GOOD LASS

Ah, Johnakay, life is all a matter of perception whats good for some is not good for all and vice versa.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN OR ASK ME WHAT STAGE I'M IN!!!

Damn, that took all the fun out of the post.

Kevin

Alright Jkevenlilly...... lets break the rule of "don't ask, don't tell" and lets see how many are willing to tell the truth.

Note I said the truth!

[jkevinlilly]

Truthfully?????

I am perfectly happy to stay with numbers one and two.. Not interested in numbers three and beyond. :^):^):^)

Kevin