Two married women
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:50 am
Two married women go out on the town for a girls night out, have a few too many drinks and are walking home when they both suddenly feel the need for a quick pee. They dodge into a graveyard as it's dark and quiet, but realise that neither have anything to wipe themselves with.
The first one decides to use her knickers, so she quats down, does the business, wipes herself and waits for her friend. Her friend has found a recent wreath, so she quickly removes the ribbon from it and uses that to wipe herself. They carry on home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman is worried. His wife is still in bed with a nasty hangover, so he phones the other husband. "I'm worried", he says, "I think we'll have to put a stop to these girls nights out. My wife came home without any pants last night."
The other husband replied "You think that's bad? Mine came home with a card stuck to her bum that read 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you'!"
The first one decides to use her knickers, so she quats down, does the business, wipes herself and waits for her friend. Her friend has found a recent wreath, so she quickly removes the ribbon from it and uses that to wipe herself. They carry on home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman is worried. His wife is still in bed with a nasty hangover, so he phones the other husband. "I'm worried", he says, "I think we'll have to put a stop to these girls nights out. My wife came home without any pants last night."
The other husband replied "You think that's bad? Mine came home with a card stuck to her bum that read 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you'!"