Suzuki 2 Strokes

My dad used to call my mother's kitchen The Altar, because all he ever got were burnt offerings.

I haven't spoke to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her


Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

My favourite is when Mrs asks "whats on the TV", I say dust!

Husband: Whats that smell?

Wife: What smell?

Husband: Exactly, oven, food, cook, now.

Scientists have conclusively proven that women CANNOT multitask
Try this simple experement for yourself:-
barge into house after work and in a loud and imperious voice instruct her to "sit down and shut up"

If women are such great multi-taskers, how is it they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?

John,

You forgot the punchline to each of those jokes - "and that's when the fight started..."



Jim