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if you won Lotto

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A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if you won Lotto?"


She says, "I'd take half then leave you."


"Excellent," he replies, "I won 10 quid, here's 5 now ***** off!"
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
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