Suzuki 2 Strokes

'69'
A man picks up a Chinese girl in a night club and takes her home to his place. She says 'me so horny, me do anything for you'
he says 'how about a 69?'
she says 'you f**k off, me not cooking duck with noodles in black bean sauce at this time of night!!'

Had to think on that one a minute.

I must not eat at chinese restuarants enough.:^)

Kevin