Suzuki 2 Strokes

A bloke stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I c an
get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2
hours.'

The bloke left.

A few days later, the same bloke stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How
long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

The bloke left.

A week later, the same bloke stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long
before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half ..

The bloke left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour ,
follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.


The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

'Your house!'