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3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:12 am
by Digger
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.

"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to do."

So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:44 am
by Joiseygirl
Haha ...loved it!

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:18 am
by Digger
Oh, good ... you do have swings in NJ then? :lol:

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:39 am
by johnakay
Digger wrote:Oh, good ... you do have swings in NJ then? :lol:
I think she needs a translater on that one Digger :wink:

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:29 am
by Joiseygirl
johnakay wrote:
Digger wrote:Oh, good ... you do have swings in NJ then? :lol:
I think she needs a translater on that one Digger :wink:
I do. I just don't get the "English" humor sometimes. So please go ahead and translate. :lol:

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:30 am
by johnakay
Joiseygirl wrote:
johnakay wrote:
Digger wrote:Oh, good ... you do have swings in NJ then? :lol:
I think she needs a translater on that one Digger :wink:
I do. I just don't get the "English" humor sometimes. So please go ahead and translate. :lol:
realy :D :wink:
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Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:07 pm
by Joiseygirl
You've gotta think BIG John.....I was thinking more along these lines!


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Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:56 pm
by johnakay
You've gotta think BIG John!


nah the wife is happy with the one I've got :wink:

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:04 pm
by Joiseygirl
johnakay wrote:You've gotta think BIG John!


nah the wife is happy with the one I've got :wink:
:wink:
Hey...as long as it swings...right?

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:11 am
by johnakay
Joiseygirl wrote:
johnakay wrote:You've gotta think BIG John!


nah the wife is happy with the one I've got :wink:
:wink:
Hey...as long as it swings...right?
it swings to the left as well :wink:

Re: 3:30 Alarm Call

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:31 am
by Joiseygirl
johnakay wrote:
Joiseygirl wrote:
johnakay wrote:You've gotta think BIG John!


nah the wife is happy with the one I've got :wink:
:wink:
Hey...as long as it swings...right?
it swings to the left as well :wink:

Ha ha...that was good John. :clap: