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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:41 am
by Joiseygirl
THE BLACK BRA


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said......,


(you are going to love this)...






"What's for dinner, Zorro?"


:wth: :wth: :lol: :oops:

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:30 am
by tz375
:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

That made me laugh. Too funny.

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:22 pm
by two-stroke-brit
sooo funny :D

Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:30 pm
by johnakay
he can't be British :wink: