A bloke wondering around the supermarket looking very lost is aproached by another chap, "You look like you're lost" he says..
"No, I have lost my wife" the bloke replies.
"How about that! I've lost mine too" says bloke two.
The first bloke asks what his wife looks like and the feller replies "She's 27, has long black hair, a tight fitting, low-cut blue blouse and a short black skirt and wearing black stilettos, what does yours look like" he askes.
"Oh, never mind that" says bloke one, "let's go look for yours"
Lost
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