Dog Rescue

[Digger]

A woman is walking her dog along the seaside pier when a huge wave engulfs the poor animal, washing it into the sea.
She screams for help, and a passing German tourist throws off his jacket, kicks off his shoes and dives into the foaming surf.
After a few moments he emerges on the surface, with the dog's head held above the waves. He swims bravely to the beach and immediately gives CPR to the poor mutt.
Dog gives a cough, splutter and bursts back into life, shakes itself and runs happily to its owner, tail wagging furiously.

"Thank you so much for saving him", she says, "are you a Vet?"

"Vet?, Vet? I'm f*cking soaking" he replies....

[Joiseygirl]

[two-stroke-brit]

iz wery fuuny ya.
iz za cooler for you.