:-o

[Digger]

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
She asked,"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied,"Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

[Suzsmokeyallan]

This is one time that not only did she put her foot in her mouth.