Haircut, Sir?
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:20 am
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of Customers and said, "About two
hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked again...
The barber checked the shop and said "About three hours....." The guy
left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
Before I can get a Haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a Half." The
guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow
that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.
A little while Later Bill returned to the shop.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
"Your House"
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of Customers and said, "About two
hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked again...
The barber checked the shop and said "About three hours....." The guy
left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
Before I can get a Haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a Half." The
guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow
that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.
A little while Later Bill returned to the shop.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
"Your House"
