Haircut, Sir?

[Digger]

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of Customers and said, "About two
hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked again...

The barber checked the shop and said "About three hours....." The guy
left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
Before I can get a Haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a Half." The
guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow
that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.

A little while Later Bill returned to the shop.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

"Your House"

[Joiseygirl]

Digger....love your jokes, they make me smile nice and early in the morning....keep them coming!

[Digger]

I just hope I don't upset the mods!

[two-stroke-brit]

carry on , bloody funny if you ask me.

[Joiseygirl]

I just hope I don't upset the mods!

Hush.... if we don't laugh too loud maybe they won't notice.