A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to! the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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oldjapanesebikes
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How true !Digger wrote:The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
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+1 
She will never be pretty but hoping she will be a fun ride.
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How about just not listening, thats much easier.
Two strokes, its just that simple.
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are you speaking of experience AllanSuzsmokeyallan wrote:How about just not listening, thats much easier.
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
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What'd you say???? didnt hear it.
Two strokes, its just that simple.
69 Suz U70
69 Suz T500
72 Suz GT750 cafe
74 Suz TS250
74 Suz GTXVR project
75 Suz RE5
75 Suz GT750
76 Suz TS400
76 Suz GT750
81 Suz GSX1100
86 Suz RG500x2
88 Hon CR500
93 Hon CBR900RR
98 Suz GSF1200x3
15 Kaw Ninja H2
69 Suz U70
69 Suz T500
72 Suz GT750 cafe
74 Suz TS250
74 Suz GTXVR project
75 Suz RE5
75 Suz GT750
76 Suz TS400
76 Suz GT750
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Woo hoo baby, my type of man!!! You won't hear when your honey tells you she took your credit card to go on a shopping spree!!!!Suzsmokeyallan wrote:What'd you say???? didnt hear it.
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Joiseygirl wrote:Woo hoo baby, my type of man!!! You won't hear when your honey tells you she took your credit card to go on a shopping spree!!!!Suzsmokeyallan wrote:What'd you say???? didnt hear it.
mine won't cause I don't have any. If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
