Suzuki 2 Strokes

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said.. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
...'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'...
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

mark

Where do you get all these Joisey? LOL

Old geezer went to the pharmacy & asked for a box of half-strength Viagara ..... "Sorry pal", said the pharmacist, "at your age it just won't help you - you need full strength"

"Oh, I don't need the full effects", he replied, "I just want to stop pissing in my slippers ..."

BRP Tourer wrote:Where do you get all these Joisey? LOL

Just passing them forward. I have lots of friends that know I enjoy a good laugh or at the very least they like to make me smile. I'm glad you're enjoying them.

I get lots in Spanish too, but they loose their flavor in the translation. It's just the way it is...

Digger wrote:Old geezer went to the pharmacy & asked for a box of half-strength Viagara ..... "Sorry pal", said the pharmacist, "at your age it just won't help you - you need full strength"

"Oh, I don't need the full effects", he replied, "I just want to stop pissing in my slippers ..."

Hahaha....very funny Digger.

(Joiseygirl is worried she may have some competition... ) Na.....Keep'em coming!

Digger wrote:Old geezer went to the pharmacy & asked for a box of half-strength Viagara ..... "Sorry pal", said the pharmacist, "at your age it just won't help you - you need full strength"

"Oh, I don't need the full effects", he replied, "I just want to stop pissing in my slippers ..."

Joiseygirl wrote:

Digger wrote:(Joiseygirl is worried she may have some competition... ) Na.....Keep'em coming!

Go on then, I'll bite ..

Bloke wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.

Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...

"Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your manhood was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new todger that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch."

The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're having granite worktops."

oh so true

my thats an old one Digger

It's the way I tell 'em

Digger wrote:It's the way I tell 'em

aye thats what Frank Carson say's