Me and the Missus been having some trouble

[Suzukidave]

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the
door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow, smooth bow and gently slides his
thigh along the fender.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips
over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
beer stained undershirt and with a final flourish, he hurls his cap on
to a pile of hay nearby.

"What on earth are you doing, Mick ! " says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me" says an
obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some
trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested
I do something sexy to a tractor. "

[oldjapanesebikes]

[BRP Tourer]

Oooooh my, I must be gettin old, took me a minute to get that one.