Damn women drivers!
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:54 am
This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman
In a brand new BMW
Doing 80 mph
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds...
....to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs!
Splashed, And burned Big Bob and the Twins,
Ruined the bloody phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Damn women drivers!
In a brand new BMW
Doing 80 mph
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds...
....to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs!
Splashed, And burned Big Bob and the Twins,
Ruined the bloody phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Damn women drivers!
