Damn women drivers!

[johnakay]

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman

In a brand new BMW


Doing 80 mph


With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away For a couple seconds...


....to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car

Using my knees against The steering wheel,


It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear


Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs!


Splashed, And burned Big Bob and the Twins,

Ruined the bloody phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an Important call.

Damn women drivers!

[oldjapanesebikes]