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A Homeless Man's Funeral

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:05 am
by Joiseygirl
A Homeless Man's Funeral

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost....

:roll:

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:06 pm
by oldjapanesebikes
:D :D

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:38 pm
by Joiseygirl
I think I'm going to stop providing this "free service" of keeping you boys entertained with my jokes.

Nobody seems to appreciate them but you Ian. :cry:

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:18 pm
by oldjapanesebikes
Well - I found that last one did put a bigger smile on my face than some do - and I'll admit that I read a few and I smile, but I seldom comment on them which I suspect is true for others.

Keep them coming - good clean jokes are a rare pleasure these days 8)

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:12 am
by Joiseygirl
Well - I found that last one did put a bigger smile on my face than some do - and I'll admit that I read a few and I smile, but I seldom comment on them which I suspect is true for others.

Keep them coming - good clean jokes are a rare pleasure these days
I totally concur. A big :D for you Ian.

lol

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:00 pm
by two-stroke-brit
keep it up. they make me smile and i tell the lads at work too.
cheers mark :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:32 pm
by Joiseygirl
Mark,
Smiles are great! Glad you're smiling down in Texas! Keep on smilin' :D