The Secret to a Successfull Marriage...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:15 pm
Once upon a time a married couple was celebrating their 25th marriage
anniversary. They had become known in their town for not having a single
conflict in their 25 years of marriage. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their success.
Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for our honeymoon. After much bickering about which activity to choose, we finally decided to take the horse riding tour. We both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, her horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and
said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued
with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept
calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse
dropped her a third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse
and shot the horse dead!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you crazy?".
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!".
Husband:"And we lived happy ever after."
anniversary. They had become known in their town for not having a single
conflict in their 25 years of marriage. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their success.
Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for our honeymoon. After much bickering about which activity to choose, we finally decided to take the horse riding tour. We both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, her horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and
said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued
with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept
calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse
dropped her a third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse
and shot the horse dead!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you crazy?".
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!".
Husband:"And we lived happy ever after."