Suzuki 2 Strokes

A biker is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees a speck on the horizon of the sea. He thinks to himself,
"It's not a ship." "It's not a boat." ... "and, it's not a raft." "What is
it????"

Out of the surf comes a gorgeous woman, wearing a tight wet suit and scuba
gear. The biker is in awe. She comes up to the biker and she says: "How
long has it been since you've had your last cigarette?"

"Ten years!!!" he screams.

She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls
out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man... Is
that good!!!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He shouts, "Ten years!!!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a
flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "WOOUUUW, that's fantastic!!!"

She starts unzipping the long zipper of the wet suit in the front and
whispers to him: "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL
fun??!"

The biker thinks for a moment and then screams:

"...DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A MOTORCYCLE IN THERE!!!!"