10 Things that Men Say, but really mean.

[Kelly]

So is this true???

1. He Says: "We should hang out sometime."
He Means: "I'm afraid you'll say 'no' if I ask you out."
Of course, actions speak louder than words. Find out if he’s hitting on you by decoding his body language.


2. He Says: "I'll call you later."
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."

3. He Says: "My ex is crazy."
He Means: "I messed her up, and she got upset."

4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"


5. He Says: "It's a long story."
He Means: "It's a story that makes me look bad."

6. He Says: "That's a new look."
He Means: "You look weird."

7. He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?"
He Means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?"

8. He Says: "That's not what I meant."
He Means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud."

9. He Says: "It's fine."
He Means: "It's not actually fine, but I'm in no mood to discuss it."

10. He Says: "Can we talk about this later?"
He Means: "I never want to talk about this again."

[advant63]

here's my take. politically incorrect advisory

1 He Says: "We should hang out sometime."
he means "you give me a boner"

2. He Says: "I'll call you later."
he means "good riddance"

3. He Says: "My ex is crazy."
he means "my ex is female"

4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
he means "did you make him gay or his mom."

5. He Says: "It's a long story."
he means "none of your business"

6. He Says: "That's a new look."
he means "how much did you pay for your paint job?"

7. He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?"
he doesn't ask that. he asks "Why are you acting like a psycho?"

8. He Says: "That's not what I meant."
he means "pull your head out of your ass."

9. He Says: "It's fine."
he was thinking about tinkering with his carbs when you interrupted his train of thought.

10. He Says: "Can we talk about this later?"
he doesn't say this. that's his wife's line.

[Kelly]

ooh, that's an even better one!

[johnakay]

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules'
From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us..

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we...

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear..

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1.. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.


1. You have enough clothes.

1 .. You have too many shoes.

1.. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1... Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight..


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping...

[Kelly]

Oh Johnny, were do u find these things?

[johnakay]

Oh Johnny, were do u find these things?