How to keep a woman happy.

[jkevinlilly]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY






1. Leave him alone and give him a beer.

[Joiseygirl]

Kevin..YOU nailed it...finally a man who understands!

The rest of you, get a pencil and paper ready to take notes!

[jkevinlilly]

I don't post as often as I used to, so I try to get it right when I do.

Kevin

[Joiseygirl]

I know...seems like you're busy being,

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Good for you! I bet you're happier now.

[jkevinlilly]

Carefull now. Keep those comments up Joisey and I will have to buy a larger hat.

Kevin

[Suzsmokeyallan]

The moral of this story is that many men will be driven to drink and not always beer either

[tz375]

I thought I was doing OK up to 47 and things started getting shaky. 48 is a major point of failure and 50 is only a problem if I get caught. OK 46 wasn't big on my list of attributes, but I was doing so well - in my mind at least.

[Joiseygirl]

I thought I was doing OK up to 47 and things started getting shaky. 48 is a major point of failure and 50 is only a problem if I get caught. OK 46 wasn't big on my list of attributes, but I was doing so well - in my mind at least.

This list in non-negotiable fellow!
Although for me, 46 Love shopping - is not a requirement (I can handle that on my own), 47 Be honest - is extremely important! How can you live with someone who isn't honest with you? 48 Be rich - is not important as long as they have potential. 50 Not look at other girls - Is just plain disrespectful in the presence of your lady.... and hard to do while wearing blinders.

It's really quiet simple, some men have it, some men don't, some have potential to master all the steps, and some refuse to abide by the rules.

[tz375]

Abide by the rules? Some of were not made that way. Those of us that are legends in our own lunch time can't be held to rules.

All joking aside for a moment. Agree about honesty though. That's a really important one.

[Joiseygirl]

Abide by the rules? Some of were not made that way. Those of us that are legends in our own lunch time can't be held to rules.

All joking aside for a moment. Agree about honesty though. That's a really important one.

I've lived enough to know that once you find the right partner for you, everything falls into place. There's no need for misbehavin'. Agreed?

[Suzsmokeyallan]

So can you misbehave together then?? is that allowed?

[Joiseygirl]

So can you misbehave together then?? is that allowed?

Oh Suzsmokeyallan...that's not only allowed, but expected!

[johnakay]

mmmmm don't agree with that at all.
god made Eve after Adam and look what does she go and do!!!!!
we've been in a mess ever since all because of her selfishness ..
wanting that eking apple